Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining.